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HOME >> Short Stories >> Humour

Just Being Frank

by Reid Laurence

"Aren't you gonna wait for a stormy night, put him on a lift an push 'im up through the ceiling?"

"What... are you nuts or somethin? You watch too much t.v.," continued the Doctor, very candidly. "You know, you don't have to stay. I can handle it fine by myself from here."

"What are you gonna do when he wakes up an goes crazy like he does in the movie? Aren't you taking chances?"

"Don't worry about it. As usual, you're missing the point entirely. The whole reason I went through this was to create the perfect employee. Someone who would do what I tell them to do without asking for overtime, or whining about their headache, or bad back, or whatever. I'm sick and tired of listening to people complain day in and day out. There aren't any good employees out there. I was forced into doing this and you know it... they left me no choice."




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