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HOME >> Short Stories >> Humour

A Day In The Life

by Reid Laurence

"Look at this crap, Mary. I mean, the age of oil is over. When are we gonna quit suck'in it outta the ground?! It's preposterous already."

"Why don't you put the newspaper down and think of something constructive to do. You know how depressed you get when you read too much bad news."

"Yeah," I answered hastily. "But if I don't read it, I'm totally uninformed. I don't understand what the big deal is anyway. Why can't we just run on alcohol from corn? Venezuela does it, and we're the ones who're supposed ta be technologically advanced. Tell me how that happened, would'ja. I just don't get it."




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